Okay, I HATE it when I go to the bathroom, finish with my business, and there is no toilette paper. I am not an unreasonable person. I do not even mind the toilette seat being left UP! (I do live with 3- three- peoples of the male species). For some reason the absence of that little roll makes me bonkers! I think it is the thought of having to yeeellll out for another roll from my very vulnerable position, letting everyone in the house and maybe some neighbors know MY BUSINESS!!  Then again like the book says “Everybody Poops” and like my boys, just can’t help but smile a little when I say that… Anyhoo, just needed to vent a little.  AAaahh.